Muffy, the Vampire Layer

Hey, if you want opposite-sex porn, and wish that Valley-girls lived on, and believe that 35-year-old women can be cheerleaders in high-school, then watch this film!

The guys are relatively hot for straight porn, and the 'lesbian scenes are just what you want.' Gals, avoid this unless you really like Lee press-on-nails inside of you and love big hair and fake breasts.

As far as I can tell, the plot of the film was that 3 teenage valley-gals decide that the spooky mansion down the street must contain vampires. They go there armed with silver dildos (which the vampires love using on them) and have lots of sex, selling themselves out to whoever walks by.
There is only one lesbian scene in this film.

The sex is unsafe, but that's about as risqu\é as they get. There is a scene with a gal and two guys, but the guys never come close to touching (though there is one scene where they both do the same woman at the same time... though there is this odd piece of plastic between their dicks). The scene with two women is straight from someone who thinks fingernails and vaginas go together like a lime and a coconut.

The movie is intentionally campy, but it is so bad, and so late, that it doesn't really work well. It just seems dated and odd. It also isn't clear whether any actual vampires are involved, or if the gals and the occupants of the house are just as screwed up as they seem to be.