A demon in the guise of the town cop pulls out his dick, which is leaking blood, and tells the famous novelist whom he has just arrested to suck it. He adds that the experience will reek more of Anne Rice than of Amisted Maupin and to think about strawberry shortcake. The novelist tells him that if he sticks the dick in his mouth, he, the novelist, will within seconds be spitting it out in the dust. Whereupon a buzzard under the demon's control attacks the novelist, and when finally he turns around the cop's fly is zipped up. (summary by Drewey Wayne Gunn)